Who would nt love funny Baby Quotes?

"I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you." -Gallagher

"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit." -- Bill Cosby

"People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them". - Leo J. Burke

"First you have to teach a child to talk, then you have to teach it to be quiet." - Prochnow

"If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma." - Theresa Bloomingdale

"Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other." - Ed Howe

"The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time." - Winston Pendelton

"Making the decision to have a child--It's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body." ~ Elizabeth Stone