Ashu - Amma! How did peoples come to the Earth?
Me - Well, there are two theories. One is the theory of evolution. That the humans came from monkeys.
Ashu - From monkeys? ha ha ha! That's silly!
Me - Another theory is that God made us all at the same time. What do you think?
Ashu - I also think God made us, Amma. Swami drew people on a paper and by magic, all the people became real.
Me - Oh, that's nice. But I believe in the evolution though. I think we came from monkeys.
Ashu - Me too, amma!
Me - Huh? So what happened to the whole "Swami drew pictures"?
Ashu - Actually, Swami drew only babies not peoples.
Me - So who take care of the babies?
Ashu - The monkeys! (duh!)
Me - OK. (silently wondering how to tackle this)
Ashu - Amma! If we came from monkeys, then does that mean Dora came from Boots?
Me - (ROTFLOL)