1.How do you feel after a one night stand?
It depends on whether it was with George Clooney or not.
2. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
If it will lead to a one night stand with Clooney then I can get used to it!
3. Does it hurt?
Will let you know after the one night stand with the said person.
4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?
I have never been on a one night stand.
5. Does size really matter?
On women, No. On men, Yes!
6. When the bill comes are you still a feminist?
I am never a feminist. Now go and cook me dinner! Scoot!
7. Why do you take so long to get ready?
In the remote chance that tonight might be the night with Clooney!
8. Do you watch porn, too?
No if you are my dad!
9. Will something from Tiffany's solve everything?
If you even have to ask this question, then you need many more list of questions before you understand us.
10. Are guys as big of a mystery to you as you are to us?
Not since I saw that episode on Sloths in Animal Planet.
11. Why do you sometimes think you look fat?
Its a trick question to find out if you think I'm fat.
12. Why are you always late?
Trying to give you a hint. Not working, apparently!
13. Does it bother you when we scratch?
Forget the scratching! Your very existence bothers us, OK? And if you really want to know more about women, hire a WOMAN to ask the right Q's! Jeez!
14. Do you wish you could pee standing up?
Yes. Every time I see the toilet seat up!
15. Why do so many women cut their hair short as soon as they get married?
Its symbolic to let you know that we are going to lose our hair anyway answering your stupid Q's.
16. How often do you think about sex?
As often as you do. But only to come up with good excuses other than "I ve got a headache".
17. What do you think of women who sleep with guys on the first date?
Forgivable if it was Clooney.
18. Would you?
Clooney seems to be the answer to all your Q's, mate!
19. Do you realize every guy wants a girl just like his mom?
I ll try to gently remind you of that fact the next time you are begging for some action!
20. Why does every woman think she can change him?
Because you would do anything to get some action and we like to use our power on something constructive.
21. Does it matter what car I drive?
Yes it does if it matters to you how I drive!
22. Do you ever fart?
Not since I became a mother. Its always the kid!
There. All clear? Do you understand us better now? I thought not!
Now to the tagging part. Utbt, DDMom and Manchus, if you guys want to.
13 comments:
what the hell yaar! ... you're in the same damn city and you never said anything. I've been here two months you know :( ... could have done with some nice Indian food!
anyway, your little girl is very sweet ... don't think i've ever been to a mommy blog before. it's kinda cool.
Tschüss!
:)..i did mine today as well
Amen to #5! :-D
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sema answers :)
It's so much fun reading everyone's take on this. LOL on the Clooney obsession and #5!loved it:)
My God lady - you are just so obsessed with Clooney. Nice one!
ha ha ha ha ha ha
I fell down at Q19.
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nice answers.
Ah that was fun!
hehehehe...funny! and i simply LOVE your header :) is that boo?
ROTFL. You did a terrific job!!!!
awesome boo. i think i've enjoyed yours the most!
Quintessential Boo, I was snorting loudly through my nose when I was reading it :) BTW, I don't think much of George Clooney but hey each to her own :)
Ha ha very funny. Of course, i woulda substituted Cary Grant for clooney...
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