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June 19, 2007

Bitter nothings.

Some time after a fight...

Husband: I am sorry ok? Forgive me.

Wife: I will never forgive you for what you said.

H: I'm saying sorry right?

W: So?

H: Just say I am forgiven.

W: OK you are forgiven.

H: You did nt mean that!

W: How do you know? You asked me to say it and I said it.

H: Mean it.

W: How will you know if I mean it or not? You are not a mind reader. You are definitely not that!

H: I ll know. Say it.

W: No I wont.

H: Don't make me beg. It was just a silly thing.

W: What do you mean by silly?

H: I mean there are lot of other worse, unforgivable things.

W: You mean I should be thankful that you are not doing worse things?

H: I did nt mean that. What I said was stupid OK? Forget it.

W: Only stupid people say stupid things, You want to me to forget you as well?

H: Stop it now. I cant take this anymore.

W: Neither can I.

H: Then you are free to do whatever you want.

W: You don't have to tell me what I can do. I KNOW I can do whatever the hell I want!

H: So basically I should nt tell you anything.

W: At last you get the point.

H: OK I ll shut up.

W: Whatever! That's your answer for everything anyway.

H: But you want me to shut up.

W: As if you always listen to me?

H: Of course I do. *muttering* Ask anyone!

W: Excuse me? I heard that.

H: I mean when have I not listened to you?

W: Only like a million times. I know people think that I have twisted you around my finger and you dance to my tunes! But who knows the reality? When have you ever done anything without a long argument? Only God is a witness for all the problems I go through. To whom can I go and complain about you? Everyone is on your side. Even my stupid parents! I have nobody! *sob sob*

H: I am sorry OK? Forgive me.

W: I will never forgive you for what you said.

H: I'm saying sorry right?

W: So?
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ps.
This is a work of fiction. This does NOT happen in Boos household regularly.

24 comments:

S... said...

Fiction!!! Is it really!!!

karmickids said...

The man says sorry. He is a gem. Treasure him. My man grunts and assumes that I have decoded the sorry....

Kowsalya Subramanian said...

My man never says a sorry and even when I ask why he didn't, he says he was never at fault. How is that?

Premalatha said...

same story here.

//W: You mean I should be thankful that you are not doing worse things?//

and,

//Even my stupid parents! I have nobody!//

and,


//I know people think that I have twisted you around my finger and you dance to my tunes! But who knows the reality?//

one little secret.
I never say sorry. I twist it in a way that it becomes his fault and he has to say sorry for making me do that fault too. ;-) (hiding from your HD for putting ideas into your head).

Anonymous said...

Come On Boo..this is not Fiction..Admit it.

Sundar Narayanan said...

idhu fiction.. naanga nambanum ? sonnaanga.. songaanga!

:)

just kidding. This is probably the most common conversation known to the human race since they started verbal communication between the sexes, simultaneously broadcast in 1,654 languages in 234,125 dialects from Africaans to Zulu including English, Eskimo and Espanol!

How many times must a man say sorry
Before you call him a man ?
Yes, 'n' how many times must he beg your forgiveness,
Before he is forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

:)

Poppins said...

Boo.. I was nodding my head as I read this post.. and then I saw the damned disclaimer "This is a work of fiction. This does NOT happen in Boos household regularly".
Huh? And my hopes came crashing down:)

B o o said...

S - Go away!

Kiran - Sorry is dime a dozen in this household including Ashu! LOL at the grunt!

Kowsalya - The sob sob does nt work either? Like I said we use "Sorry" instead of "shut up" in our house! ;)

Latha - Oh I do that a lot too! We do know a trick or two dont we? :)

Anon - You caught me there! How DID you find out? ;)

Sundar - LOL at your comment! Seems you have done a deep research in this subject!
By the way, the number of times a man has to say sorry is inversely proportional to the number of times he has changed a poopy diaper! ;)

Poppins - You think I added the word "regularly" in that disclaimer for nothing? ;)

Just like that said...

LOL No wonder India is going to get a woman prez, we do have a way with words, don't we?

Anonymous said...

You are one of those lucky ones. In our household it is the other way around! Even the twiting it as my fault for his wrongs. Man, I really got the worst bargain!
Julyvee

Kodi's Mom said...

:) I caught the "regularly"!

need to show this to DH. so he'll know I'm not the only one carrying on senseless arguments ;)

Anonymous said...

you were outside my window last night? and the week before? and the one before that?
d

Dee said...

LOL!...cute post :)

Cantaloupes.Amma (CA) said...

Are you sure its a fiction? I thought you overheard me and BP ... oh well ... may be not, coz BP never says sorry these days :(

Premalatha said...

I have tagged you.
http://premalathakombaitamil.wordpress.com/2007/06/22/tag_proud8/

utbtkids said...

You, your sister studied in the same university? How do I know, I studied there too!

B o o said...

Good to know that so many of you can realte to this "completely fictional" story! Now I can continue to create more fictional conversations like this one with my mind at peace! ;)

Guy said...

There's a huge typo here. H should be W and W should be H.

B o o said...

Guy - Not in my household! ;) I mean in my fictional household! he he!

priya said...

veettukku veedu vaasapadi looks like.. :-)

I can sue you for invading my privacy and listening in on the conversations between my hubbie and me!! ;-)

the mad momma said...

oh well it does happen with alarming regularity at the Mad House!

Visitor said...

LOL@Boo

See Words women use

Visitor said...

And you must read the comments - particularly the one by day trader on the male side.

B o o said...

Visitor - That was hilarious and so true! :)